Frequently asked questions - all the stuff we are asked about on a regular basis, in one place!

Do You Really Offer Ads For A Flat Fee?
Oh it’s true. All ads are long form ads because same price, why? Because we like you.

OK, What Happens When I Order?
You will fill out a creative brief to tell us what we need to know. Then you can move on to other things. If we have questions, we will hit you up, if not, we start writing.
What If My Digital Ad Is Disapproved?
There is more to ad copy with the digital approval process. Image selection, landing page destination and other variables come into play. Oftentimes a large number of prior rejections will trigger a red flag. We cannot guarantee digital ad approval because of these variables.
Do You Guarantee Ad Performance?
Is there a guarantee you won’t smash your car into a tree when you leave the dealership? Of course not. We cannot guarantee any ads performance as the factors that determine success are out of our control. Targeting, budget, and the ad offer itself can greatly impact ad performance.
I Want An Edit Or Rewrite
Why are we the #1 copy writing service for businesses like yours? Because our success means happy customers and visa versa. If you’re not 100% satisfied with the style, quality or context of your copy, neither are we.
Simply contact us within 5 days of delivery and we will fix it for free. For small changes like Shop vs. Buy, or Get vs. Download, you can make those when copying into the platform of choice.
My Hair’s On Fire And I Need It FAST!
We do offer RUSH delivery, with turnaround in as little as 24-hours. You pay a premium for this service because it pushes your work to the front of the queue, it’s like a Fast Pass at the amusement park.
Can You Design My Ad Artwork?
OMG No, we suck at that, unless of course you like 3rd grade stick figures with capes. For this we recommend the very talented https://designpickle.com/

It’s So Inexpensive. What’s The Catch?
There is no catch. We will work through your ad copy as soon as possible. You pay an affordable single ad, multipack price or a reasonable monthly fee your plan. No more paying an agency a % of spend or revenue.

Can You Write Ads For Other Languages?
We write in English, however, we have clients globally. Most clients take our ads and simply translate them so they don’t lose their nuance. We have ads running in 6 continents, over 26 countries, and in nearly a dozen languages including: English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, Polish, German, Italian, Swedish, Chinese, and it’s growing all the time.
Do You Create Email Sequences?
An email drip campaign is vital to many businesses success. From abandoned cart sequences to nurture and conversion, we can write single emails or entire campaigns. You provide the details, we do the heavy lifting.

How Fast Will I Get My Copy Back
Your works fast.

  • Economy delivery is 5-7 days.
  • Standard delivery is 3-5 days.
  • RUSH delivery is within 24 hours.

Orders are processed and go into active production queue the next business day. Simple ads are completed faster than complex ones. Please allow time for revisions and edits. Your individual requests impact turnaround time.